Let people OFF the elevator before you try to get ON the elevator. Everyone who violates this rule should be punished with a punch to the stomach.
Why Do I Think It's Okay to Go to Whole Foods on a...
Grocery shopping is annoying in this city. The stores are small, the aisles are narrow, they’re overcrowded and overpriced and then you have to lug your purchases 8 blocks back to your apartment. No fun. Going on a Saturday afternoon, even less fun. I walked in today and immediately have 2 small boys nearly kill me with their carts. Their mother, of course, was chatting away on her phone,...
Morning commutes are THE. WORST. It’s early. You’re tired. It’s cold outside. You walk down to the subway. You wait patiently for the train to arrive. It’s running late. Despite the cold weather, you’re sweating bullets under your down coat, scarf, hat and gloves. Finally, the train arrives. You try to enter the car, but there are two assholes blocking the door. You...
Sometimes it's hard living in NYC
I have been thinking about doing this blog for a few years now. After watching last week’s episode of 30 Rock, I decided it’s finally time. Like the beloved Liz Lemon, I often feel like I’m the only person in this city following the rules. I’m sure everyone reading this feels the same. We all have our pet peeves about this city: People getting on the subway or elevator...